Hello, dear friend!
Thank you very much for all your hard work... However, I have to file a complaint. It really pains me to do so!
I would like to request a partial or full refund or replace the product, if possible.
The product is not the same as the one in the pictures and description, and the specifications are all wrong.
This one is very fragile and haven't really functioned properly since the very beginning.
It is too needy, I really can't spare enough time, energy and resources to maintain it. Maybe you can fix it, tweak some settings?
So, please, send me a new self!
I hope you can find a different person, more suitable to be in possession of this one!
I am attaching the latest vent art this self produced to this message as a proof of its inadecuacy.
(Right here, for example, take a look, it can't even spell "inadequacy" correctly and had to use a dictionary of synonyms to write this message!)
Thank you very much and have a nice day~