(All)
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically matically fay?

(Zeri)
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks

(Jinx)
Look at his silk translucent socks

(Ekko)
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing

(Jinx)
What are we seeing?

(Ekko)
Is he gay?

(Jinx)
Of course he's gay

(Ekko)
Or Piltoverian?

(All)
Ohhhhhh..
Gay or Piltoverian?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or piltoverian?