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Lauren Witzke ✝️🇺🇸
https://t.me/laurenwitzkeofficial
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Christian ✝️ Christ is King. AmericaFirst. Film Producer for Died Suddenly

NEW CHAT GROUP: https://t.me/lw_chatroom

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A Black man with the feeble IQ of a goldfish is outraged over the transparent coverage of the DEI community's contribution to our great nation.
05/12/2025, 17:31
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Big Mamma turned the local Golden Corral into a war zone this Mother’s Day.
05/12/2025, 16:01
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A fat Black nerd cuts the line, assaults a GameStop customer, and was likely ready to shoot said White customer over some Pokémon cards.
05/12/2025, 15:02
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You think this looks bad, wait till the Trump administration officially cuts Section 8 housing altogether!
05/12/2025, 02:01
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A fat, woke white woman celebrates getting sterilized by downing an entire cake.
05/11/2025, 15:00
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Woke White man, clearly addicted to porn, says the world needs to stop talking sh*t about women who make porn.
05/11/2025, 14:03
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A migrant in Ireland terrorizing a bus driver and her passengers.

You can see the look on their faces that they've tired of this enrichment.
05/11/2025, 06:15
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A Black kid plays the victim after a White kid settles a fight that he started.

His Black sister proceeds to cry foul… however she didn't care until the tides turned and her brother was losing.
05/11/2025, 05:06
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A Black woman is angry that Walmart shut down most of their self-checkout lines.

If those employees told her and the others the blunt truth about why they shut them down—she'd be even angrier.
05/11/2025, 02:31
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A Black man claims White people are the real violent aggressors in America, despite young Black men alone committing nearly 60% of U.S. violent crime.
05/11/2025, 01:33
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Amir in February. This guy is such a fraud I can’t believe anybody still listens to him. Must be all the Covid Vaccines and boosters he took.
05/10/2025, 17:43
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Seething

https://t.me/beholdisraelchannel/54502
05/10/2025, 17:38
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This humiliation ritual was the final straw.

President Trump should also get rid of that golden pager, ASAP!
05/10/2025, 06:17
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Leftists and BLM activists are upset that the state of Arkansas is putting its prison inmates to work in the fields.

Calling it a new form of "slavery."
05/10/2025, 04:50
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A youf without warning sucker punches a White kid.

It's going to be a long summer, folks.
05/10/2025, 02:07
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A Black man driving a Hellcat refuses to follow a lawful order from Florida Sheriff’s deputies during a traffic stop—Leading to a scuffle.

As usual, his family says they were only pulled over was because they were racially profiled.
05/10/2025, 01:38
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Two Black women pull the race card when security catches them sneaking into a baseball game.
05/09/2025, 23:33
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While the ATF is busy trying to entrap responsible gun owners, illegally armed youfs are strolling the streets of Indianapolis, looking for any reason to get into a shootout.
05/09/2025, 21:32
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Chicago youfs recorded themselves getting into a shootout with Chicago PD.
05/09/2025, 14:32
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An engineer in Harlem assaults a man on the subway.

Likely because he looked at him the wrong way.
05/09/2025, 13:34
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A Black religious cult attempted to harass White families just having fun with their kids at a playground.

Trying to provoke a situation where they can claim to be the victim.

Sad!
05/09/2025, 04:20
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A Black woman is crying foul after asset protection began following her around the shoe store.

Thankfully, this didn’t deter the guard from doing her job and professionally matching her energy.
05/09/2025, 03:37
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Worcester, Massachusetts, police arrested a Woke White woman for attempting to interfere with an ICE raid.
05/08/2025, 23:31
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Praising open borders & criminals ✅️

Praising Saint Floyd ✅️

Attacking the MAGA agenda ✅️

Championing vaccines ✅️

This is the new American Pope? Holy cow, yikes.

Then again, he's in line with most American Catholics like Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi.
05/08/2025, 22:24
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A Black woman is searching for the descendants of her ancestors' enslavers so she can sue them for reparations.

Now imagine if she put this energy into getting a job.
05/08/2025, 21:19
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A couple of astronauts filmed themselves assaulting and terrorizing a Jack-in-the-Box drive-thru employee.
05/08/2025, 18:32
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A bunch of selfish scholars ruined a High School gradation ceremony because they can’t sit still for 2 hours.
05/08/2025, 15:27
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A black woman is outraged that her next-door neighbor keeps putting up a property line divider between their property.

Claims she won't tolerate any kind of "segregation" in 2025.
05/08/2025, 14:33
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Woke White woman travels to India, alone, and experiences the beauty of cultural enrichment.
05/08/2025, 13:33
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“They should stay in their own country if they want to have care,"
- AZ Senator Wendy Rogers

She is so amazing!
05/08/2025, 07:44
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Instead of deporting the migrants that are raping German women, woke German women instead want Pride friendly "women only" subway cars.

They refuse to acknowledge the obvious.
05/08/2025, 06:03
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Youf casually threatens a disabled elderly man who scolded him for taking up a handicap spot without displaying the sticker.
05/08/2025, 04:59
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Just an average day in Chicago.

Where cultural enrichment thrives!
05/08/2025, 03:57
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Little Youfs already training to become the next Karmelo.

At the playground, no less.
05/08/2025, 02:21
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The Black community is criticizing these sistas for acting "White," because one accused a Black man of stealing, and the other for not helping a brotha out.
05/08/2025, 01:05
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Just some armed youfs, casually threatening the neighborhood.

Nothing to see here.

The real gun threat, of course, is registered gun owner Cleatus or Jim Bob, who love to go deer hunting.
05/08/2025, 00:07
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With parenting like this, it's no wonder there's a community full of Karmelo's out there.
05/07/2025, 15:59
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The Karmelo Community and a Cop Killer’s family are outraged that colleagues of a slain deputy were allowed into a courtroom while they weren't- and rightfully so.
05/07/2025, 06:26
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Creepy Black man with no shame urinates in public, next to a school.

Thankfully, someone confronted him over his nasty behavior.
05/07/2025, 05:52
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A Black man threatens to violently assault McDonalds staff because there's an issue with his chicken.
05/07/2025, 04:39
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Will fix chat tomorrow- you guys got me nuked again 🙃🫠
05/07/2025, 04:38
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A security guard attempted to stop some tweakers from shoplifting at a Smith's store in Albuquerque.

The Black woman put her baby in danger to assist her violent accomplice. Meanwhile, the cameraman chastised the security guard for doing his job.
05/07/2025, 02:22
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World War Poo has begun.
05/07/2025, 01:48
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Jewish woman shoulder checks two Pro-Palestine people, then plays the victim.

The simplest solution here is to deport her to Israel and the couple to Palestine in order to hash this out
05/07/2025, 01:13
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Yes, I'm working on getting the comments back. I haven't forgotten about you guys!
05/07/2025, 00:02
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Black female gate agents at Frontier Airlines go on an unprofessional ghetto power trip.

Denying a man the ability to check in, likely because he's White.
05/06/2025, 23:14
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If there were more stop-and-frisk pat-downs like this on the streets, crime would go significantly down.
05/06/2025, 22:29
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Of all airlines, a White flight attendant on Frontier still believes in class and manners, which upset this Black woman.

So, it's no shocker that United, an airline with a drag queen as its CEO, is okay with some thot dressing inappropriately in front of kids.
05/06/2025, 13:35
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A Black woman on a Carnival cruise disrupts an excursion, ignoring instructions and causing a scene, embarrassing her son & mother until she is forcibly removed.
05/06/2025, 03:04
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Even the Australian homeless are sick and tired of "Multicultural Monsters."
05/06/2025, 01:40
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Youf assaults an elderly Black lady for her chain.
05/06/2025, 00:42
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Black mom tries to gaslight a kind and polite White Walmart employee whose job it is to check receipts.
05/05/2025, 23:58
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A Black woman gets irritated when someone asks why her and her man are inappropriately using a disability scooter at Target.
05/05/2025, 22:47
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"Give it to Israel instead!"
05/05/2025, 22:29
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The summer of Floyd broke a lot of people.

Like this White man, who has a self-hating humiliation fetish.
05/05/2025, 21:16
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A man that's 50% Black slams White people for just jogging and existing.
05/05/2025, 13:41
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Black women are harassing White people trapped on a Carnival cruise line ship with them because proper etiquette is just reinforcing their White privilege.
05/04/2025, 22:33
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A Black woman is outraged that public doesn't want to tolerate her bad parenting habits.

Once again, "autism" used by the community to excuse bad behavior.
05/04/2025, 21:32
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An irate Black man berates a group of White women for allegedly fostering a dangerous racist environment for Black children in an attempt to ruin these women's lives.

Last time I checked, it was White kids getting stabbed in school zones.
05/04/2025, 05:59
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This Astronaut thinks it's funny to put his hands on other people just minding their own business and going on about their day.

Hopfully he’s fully charged with assault of a police officer.
05/04/2025, 04:49
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Shiloh Hendrix took a real risk confronting not only that thieving kid but that creep as well.

Because, as you can see here, youfs at the playground aren't just carrying water guns.
05/04/2025, 03:12
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A McDonald’s manager politely asks a couple of effeminate youfs to stop smoking in the store.

As usual, they started threatening him.
05/04/2025, 02:43
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A Black woman, appearing to work in healthcare, berates a Jersey Mike's trainee and customer for a small sandwich mistake.

And, of course, she takes a jab at White people.
05/03/2025, 23:51
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Another Black lady prowling around Joann fabrics, looking for another White woman's life to ruin.

Thankfully, Jennifer here wasn't playing her game.
05/03/2025, 22:44
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Yet another example of a Black woman always on the lookout to be offended.
05/03/2025, 17:01
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Black man threatens to violently assault an Indian kid for the crime of standing next to him on the escalator.
05/03/2025, 13:20
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“He has Autism” is quickly replacing the "I can't breathe" BLM creed anytime there’s criminal activity.

As in the Shiloh Hendrix case, it's gaining traction in order to excuse theft, resisting arrest, and bad behavior.
05/03/2025, 08:09
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A local engineer crashes out on a theater manager because she wasent allowed to be rude and ruin the movie experience for everyone else.
05/03/2025, 07:19
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RFK better hurry up with that investigation into autism it’s causing kids to steal from purses in broad daylight
05/03/2025, 07:16
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Scholar on a tricycle terrorizes a McDonalds because his food isn’t ready.
05/03/2025, 02:50
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It takes a village to prepare their youf for that penitentiary life.
05/03/2025, 02:20
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I mean…
05/02/2025, 21:52
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While America is busy investing in anti-shoplifter infrastructure, China is running ahead, building the grand infrastructure projects of the future.

We shouldn't have to settle for this.
05/02/2025, 21:50
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05/02/2025, 16:59
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The creep who recorded Shiloh was hanging out at a children’s playground just recording kids and has a history of pedophilic allegations and rape.

People are more outraged over an angry mom (who snapped when someone tried to steal from her baby) over this.
05/02/2025, 16:59
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It's wild how the BLM mafia is more outraged over a mom calling a thieving kid who stole from her DIAPER BAG an edgy word rather than the Somalian pedo hanging around and filming at the playground.

Here's Shiloh Hendrix's give-send-go!

https://www.givesendgo.com/ShilohHendrix

Help this mama out if you can!

And here's the video where this pedophile harasses this mama.
05/02/2025, 06:01
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"Get your prejudice ass the f* out of here."

Black man gets stopped for speeding and lets his complete disdain for White people be known.
05/02/2025, 03:55
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Bonnets and Ninja masks are cultural staples that increases one's swiping skills.
05/02/2025, 01:19
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Just some aspiring crash test dummies going for a little joy ride.

And yes, when the police inevitably stop them, they'll play the victim card.
05/01/2025, 23:31
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Is Ronald McDonald fine with one of his NY fry cooks rolling up his drugs where the public eats?
05/01/2025, 21:23
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Woke White woman entrusting her safety to random strangers in Mexico for cheap tacos.

They only learn the hard way.
05/01/2025, 08:23
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Ghetto road rager gets painted like a Cheeto.
05/01/2025, 04:20
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White lady kindly asks a Black woman if she has a handicap sticker to continue parking in a handicap spot because she needs to pick an actual disabled person up.

As predicted, the privileged Black woman gets offended, probably claiming racism for this horrible offense.

I guess in her mind obesity and stupidity counts as a disability.
05/01/2025, 02:16
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Migrant invaders are destroying our national parks by turning them into open sewers, but soyface here is more outraged over the Bureau of Land Management construction worker sounding racist for stating the obvious truth.
05/01/2025, 00:05
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Yeah, this narcissist can drive as far as I'm concerned if her "allergies" are that bad.

What person has ever died because they were within proximity of a peanut?

Total Covidian psycho vibes from her. 🤡
04/30/2025, 22:52
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Tensions continue to rise between the H-1B Indian community and the Black community.

Grab your popcorn, folks!
04/30/2025, 20:49
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Not an ounce of shame from the youfs looting the "Dress for Less" store.
04/30/2025, 01:33
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This man is going to buy even the crappiest lemon car on the market if it helps him avoid being enriched by Karmelo culture again.
04/30/2025, 00:31
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Britons don't have to live like this.
04/29/2025, 13:59
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These youfs used the promotional code "KARMELO" to get 100% off a DoorDash order.
04/29/2025, 05:50
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If drunk rednecks are telling you that your actions are unsafe, it might be wise to heed their warning!

Sadly, many women would rather die than accept advice that challenges their "strong and independent" pride.

Like that female DC helicopter pilot.
04/29/2025, 00:44
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Stealing everything at Ross but some work clothes and boots.
04/28/2025, 23:31
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Stabbing and killing someone kindly rendering first aid to you.

The Karmelo community is already starting a go fund me for this feral animal as we speak.
04/28/2025, 22:52
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Sorry ladies you can't have your cake and eat it too.

You asked for equality, you got it!

Shut up and stand up!
04/28/2025, 18:48
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Black youfs out here making Karmelo proud.
04/28/2025, 13:03
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Just like ICE is arresting judges for obstructing their investigations, they need to also arrest these obviously illegal loud mouths for obstructing ICE’s investigations in the street.

This bad hombre doesn’t belong here.
04/28/2025, 06:38
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I'm told this is just your average team-building exercise in an opportunity zone.
04/28/2025, 05:32
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Will Jeff Metcalf try to meet with these teens as well to virtue signal and pray with them?
04/28/2025, 04:52
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DEI employees just making sure underprivileged communities take advantage of that five-finger discount at the self-checkout kiosk.
04/27/2025, 22:45
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