DON’T MISS the last TON KOMBAT!

Fingers crossed, 0 bugs this time.

10X MEGA Shit bonus hits hard in today's Leaderboard!!!

TOP 100 Get 10X MEGA BONUS!

1st rank: 10,000%
2nd: 6,000%
3rd: 4,000%
4th: 3,000%
5th: 2,500%
6th: 2,100%
7th: 1,800%
8th: 1,600%
9th: 1,400%
10th: 1,200%
11-20: 1,000%
21-100: 500%

The Ultra Shit Wheel Killer just dropped the mic.

Who wants FREE SPINS?? 😱

No joke – this one’s yours to use ‘til 7:00 PM UTC!! 😉

Just take it and run!💰

Grab it here ⬇️
https://l.boinkers.io/Wheels4u

Smashing Controllers Quest is LIVE.

Don’t MISS it!

MEGA Shit bonus in today’s Leaderboard!!!

TOP 100 get a special bonus!

1st rank: 1,000%
2nd: 600%
3rd: 400%
4th: 300%
5th: 250%
6th: 210%
7th: 180%
8th: 160%
9th: 140%
10th: 120%
11-20: 100%
21-100: 50%

Who’s gonna own today’s PILE OF SHIT?

Competition is LIVE in 5 min...

OHHHH SHIT, some Assholes pulled shananigans... the team is checking it, update in 15 min

When the countdown hits 6 hours, you know what to do...

TON KOMBAT 2 is ON!

TOP 100 WIN TON.

Shit is about to burst in flames!
Get ready…

Top 100 WIN TON.

Who wants FREE crap?? 😱

No joke – this one’s yours to use ‘til 8:30 PM UTC!! 😉

Click fast or cry later 🤳

Grab it here ⬇️
https://l.boinkers.io/wheel_bonanza

The ENERGY KOMBAT is about to…

9 brackets, 6 winners each.

One last chance before Da-Vinci is going bye bye...

Boinkers is excited to announce our latest partnership with Planeton! 🧑‍💻

Planeton is a Telegram app designed for collecting rare, designer paper airplanes. Boinkers loves flying to the moon so much we had to get our Shitcoinaires our own planes! 😱

For a limited time you can get your own unique Boinkers paper airplane! Only 1000 boxes available in 5 different airplanes! 🎁

Get yours now’s before they’re all gone 🚀

OOOOOOHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT
250% Energy in DA Wheel!

Don’t MISS this Brain Teaser…

Get ‘em Hidden Gifts NOW!

Kolo is promoting a new limited edition Boinkers Card!

Get KYCed on their app to grab yours!

For questions / news about Kolo and their service - Join here

There’s only one moon… but a fuck ton of shitcoins 🧑‍💻

Only the most unhinged become the biggest Shitcoinaires 😉

😁 Spin Your Luck
🪙 Farm Shitcoins
🚀 Rug Your Friends

Last chance to unlock the Hidden Chest!

2,920 TON PRIZE POOL!
Top 200 Shit generators WIN TON tonight.

9 WINNERS
50 TON Each
In 100 Minutes You'll know the WINNERS!

Let's GO GO GO GO!!!

Like FREE Shit??? 💩

You’re not going to want to miss this….

We’re giving away a bunch of free stuff in Boinkers until 8:30pm UTC!! ⏰

Grab them now… you won’t want to miss 💨

Get em here: https://l.boinkers.io/THREE_HOURS_FREE

30 MIN - 30 TON - 9 WINNERS
Strikes AGAIN.

Another one!
Previous 30 MIN TON rewards were already distributed. Let's GOOOOO

https://tonviewer.com/transaction/716a5fd542eb21f6b90345f75643ac2777278c59d05659f221b871fe36d94e49

Refresh the Wheel NOW!

We’re excited to announce that Boinkers partners with ON TON! 🤝💩

ON TON empowers communities with tools for seamless event management and makes it simple to provide rewards to our favourite community members!

Join us today April 15th at 11am EST/3pm UTC for an AMA and a chance to get an exclusive ON TON SBT!

Will be live on Telegram:

News: https://t.me/boinkersNews

Sign up for event here: https://t.me/theontonbot

2ish hours to go for the 777 Quest,
HIT it HARD NOW!

Only a few days left to show that Boinkers is the #1 community!! 🧑‍💻

Represent our community in TON Battleground! 😉

Play for a chance to win from the $5000 Prize Pool Contributed by the Partners : Boinkers, TON Trading Bot, Not Punks, Titan Aggregator, STON.fi 😱

‣ The Top50 of each community shares the Partner Reward Pool. 🚀

‣ Help our Community to rank among Top3. The Top3 Communities share in addition $100k Reward Pool. 🤳

🗓 Tournament runs until April 18th 23:59pm UTC.

👉 Read through full rules here.

Play here: @TON_BATTLEGROUND_bot

Breaking News! Trump changes Obama's portrait in the white house!

Breaking News! Trump changes Obama's portrait in the white house!

The odds to hit Royal Flush is about 1 in 649,740 that's less than 0.000155%!!!

It’s so insane that it happened in the second day of the Poker release that the system wasn’t ready for it and called it Straight Flush 🚽

Congrats to Alexey who grabbed this impossible hand 🖐️

Boinkers Poker has on fire all weekend 🔥

You shitcoinaires are pulling wild hands and we wanna see ’em 😱

Drop your craziest screenshots below —
We’ll pick our 10 faves and send 10 Trillion Shitcoins each your way. 😉

(Must also mention your Boinkers username so we know where to send your prize!)

Share them below ⬇️

Click the link to the post here

100 TON Boinkers Battleground 😱

Join us Monday 7pm UTC for a live stream with TON Battleground ! 🚀

Tune in for a 30-minute TON Battleground Live Stream where we’ll host a Live Raffle of 100 $TON in rewards ! 💎

Eligibility: All Participants in the Boinkers Community Tournament Leaderboard.

🎁 Reward details:

‣ 1st place Winner for 20 $TON
‣ 2nd place Winner for 15 $TON
‣ 3rd place Winner for 10 $TON
‣ 4th place Winner for 5 $TON

The Live Stream will take place in the TON Battleground Telegram.

👉 Set reminder here.

Equal-Shit Wheel, hits hard this Poker Night!

A real Shitcoinaire never misses a 2X Wheel…

OHHHHH SHIIIIIT!
GN, GM, GWhatever Assholes!
It’s DOUBLE Wheel time.

Enjoy the 2X REWARDS before it’s GONE!!!

♦️♠️ ❤️♣️introducing Boinkers Poker♦️♠️ ❤️♣️

GET YOUR FREE CHIPS!

We're about to shatter everything you thought you knew about poker!

You're invited to BETA test our new kick-ass game!

Assholes that give good feedback and report bugs get bonus chips 🃏🔥

Oh...last thing. When you win chips by playing, you rank up in the leaderboard, where we give away 1,000 TON for the top player! 🤯

1,000 TON Grand Prize!

POKER 4TON Competition is ON.

Every chip WON at a poker table during the competition is counted toward the leaderboard.

What are you waiting for? Less than 30 hours to go—go, go, go!!!

For all those Assholes who need help finding the Poker tables.

Shitcoinaires LOVE Poker, everybody knows that by now. HURRY UP to collect your 2,000 FREE Poker chips in game, before it’s GONE!

Well well well, what do we have here?

AND THE NAME IS… LUNO 🧑‍💻

After sifting through a glorious sewer of degenerate genius, we’ve officially named our beloved Boinkers mascot: Luno — submitted by
professor_c90, a true Shitcoinaire of culture. 😱

But the chaos didn’t stop there. Y’all went unhinged with the submissions, and we LOVED it. 😁

Here are our Top 10 favorite names that almost ruined our sanity:

1.Luno -
professor_c90
2.SHITOSHI POOPMOTO - @okaboquinh
3.Bonnie Boinker -
toad_silent
4.SirBoinksAlot -
djjy
5.Los Boinkuminati -
idelfonsorodr13
6.Jean-Claude Van Dung -
mrboombatz
7.Chad Boinkington -
ayuuxclusive
8.RugLord Ruckus -
ragingbull_96
9.Kronkeez -
taskdriper
10.Ziggy Watt -
famasitweet

Congrats, legends — all 10 of you just won a Boinkers hoodie to proudly rep the degeneracy. 😉

To claim your hoodie:
DM
@Boinkersio on X
with:
•Your full name
•Country
•Full address (so we can bless your mailbox)

Want to rep the Boinkers cult too? Grab your gear here:

https://merch.boinkers.io

Long live Luno. Long live the Shitcoins.

Wen? 🤭🫣

Starting a sober weekend for you Shitcoinaires, with another Macallan quest.
3ish hours to go, go go go…

SHIIIIIIITMAGEDDON IS COMING! 🧑‍💻

TON Fest is around the corner, and Boinkers will be present! 😱

Speaking on presents, sign up for a chance to win some prizes 🎁

Which of you Shitcoinaires want a chance to win from the 1T Shitcoin prize pool?? 😉

100,000,000,000,000 shitcoins are up for grabs this May! 🚨

Sign up now!!! 🤳

🎟️ 👉 Get Tickets!

Right before things go WILD, a few 2X Wheel spins to heal a Shitcoinaire's soul.

Dear Assholes, some of you have already received the reward, however, it's still processing. It should be done within the upcoming hours, but it has officially been postponed until Monday EOD UTC.

What are you cooking for this weekend?

A true Shitcoinaire remembers how awesome was the last Dice Wheel.

Gone in a few hours…

A true Shitcoinaire remembers how awesome was the last Dice Wheel.

Gone in a few hours…

Macallan quest is ON!
Less than 3 hours to go…
WIN BIG the Grand Prize Pool.

250% Wheel
Less than an hour to go,
You snooze you LOSE!

2X Wheel: 54 more minutes to go…
Tick tack doc, tick tack.

ULTRA TON Competition!!!
3,600 TON Prize pool.
TOP 130 Shit generators WIN BIG!

Alert 🚨 This is NOT official. Stick to official channels ONLY.

Background:

As you know, anyone on the internet can launch a token on platforms like pump fun or Memes Lab 🧪— in this case, someone thought it’ll be funny to launch a token called BOINK on memes lab. This is not related to Boinkers.

FYI. Stick to official channels only. Verify with our team when needed.

🙏

Far East Shitcoinaires, have an awesome day with 2X Energy Wheel!

Spin NOW before it’s gone.

Boinkers is thrilled to announce our latest partnership with Memes Lab 🧑‍💻


Memes Lab is an infrastructure app with SocialFi features. Deploy, trade and analyze while unlocking the power of SocialFi.

To spice things, we’re running a joint campaign with prize pool of $1000! Ending on April 18th! 😱

Check our Meme Labs here: https://t.me/MemesLabBot/MemesLab?startapp=THZWR9

To participate:

- Follow Boinkers TG
- Follow Memes Lab TG
- Send 3 boinkers to the moon
- Spin slut machine 10 times
- Complete 1 transaction in the Memes Lab App

Entry Submission:

Submit a screenshot of completed actions in the comments under the event announcement + tag 3 friends to officially enter the event below ⬇️

https://x.com/boinkersio/status/1909625085205295278

The Sacred Shitcoinaire Altar has revealed a new secret today… ✨

Shitcoinaires holding the following 8 Rare Artifacts are going to get a reward by Thursday 10th EOD UTC! 🧑‍💻

Required Artifacts: Glass Spray, Yellow Sponge, Shitty Clothespin, Blue Bucket, Toilet Cleaner, Spin Master, Triple Dust Cleaner, Bronze Plunger

Reward distribution is based on the amount of these artifacts they have:

Having 1 of each of the 8 artifacts will result in a reward of:
5 TON + 96 Quintillion (96 x 10^18) Shitcoins

Having 2 of each of the 8 artifacts:
12 TON + 283 Quintillion Shitcoins

Having 3 of each of the 8 artifacts:
21 TON + 492 Quintillion Shitcoins

Having 4 of each of the 8 artifacts:
35 TON + 809 Quintillion Shitcoins

Having 5 of each of the 8 artifacts:
66 TON + 1.51 Sextilion (1.51 × 10^21) Shitcoins

Having 6 of each of the 8 artifacts:
112 TON + 2.57 Sextilion Shitcoins

Having 8 of each of the 8 artifacts:
269 TON + 6.14 Sextilion Shitcoins

Having 10 of each of the 8 artifacts:
1450 TON + 33.12 Sextilion Shitcoins

AND HERE COMES THE BONUS FOR THE Diamond Toilet 💥

Holding a Diamond Toilet acts as a booster on the rewards mentioned above… everyone eligible for these rewards will get a bonus on the specified amount of TON and Shitcoins, based on the amount of Diamond Toilets they have:

10 Diamond Toilets: 100% Bonus (on TON and Shitcoins)
8 Diamond Toilets: 50% Bonus
6 Diamond Toilets: 30% Bonus
5 Diamond Toilets: 25% Bonus
4 Diamond Toilets: 20% Bonus
3 Diamond Toilets: 15% Bonus
2 Diamond Toilets: 10% Bonus
1 Diamond Toilets: 5% Bonus

Example: if you were to get a reward of 1450 TON + 33.12 Sextilion Shitcoins for collecting 10 pieces of each of the 8 rare artifacts mentioned above AND collecting 10 Diamond Toilets… it'll result in getting a 100% bonus, which is an additional 1450 TON + 33.12 Sextilion Shitcoins, total reward of:

2950 TON + 66.24 Sextilion Shitcoins

Additional Important Info ⬇️

▪️These Artifacts are no longer claimable and must’ve have gotten in advance

▪️Make sure you’ve already connected your TON wallet on the ‘Drop’ page to be eligible. You have 24hrs to do so if you haven’t already!

Enjoy assholes 🚀

GOOOOOOOOD Morning Far East Shitcoinaires!!!

2X Wheel is Live just for YOU!

Another ADD FRENS WIN TON competition is ON until April 12th end of day UTC.

2X Wheel is in DA HOUSE.
Don't MISS it!

9 Brackets, 9 Winners, 30 TON each.
When countdown hits 00:30:00 refresh the Wheel and GOOOOOO!

Once a Shitcoinaire, always a Shitcoinaire.

3 Hours - 55 TON
9 Brackets, 9 Winners!

And... another one!

You know the drill, timer at 00:15:00 refresh the Wheel!

Going again... really soon, get READY!

11 min to go…

When countdown hits 00:15:00 refresh the Wheel and Start the TON Fight.

9 Brackets - 9 winners in 15 min

In continuation of removal of unloyal drifters and bot accounts… 🚨

Automatic offline shit production will cease after 24h from the last login 🪙

This is designed to benefit our most active and True Shitcoinaires! 🧑‍💻

Want to keep farming shit? All you gotta do is make sure to log in at least once a day! 😱

Less than 9 hours to go!
Don't MISS today's TON raffle.

Sherlock is finally here!

TOP 10 SHIT LORDS WIN TON

30 hours to GOOOO
for Bring your friends WIN TON competition.
Don't MISS IT!

Do you have a SHITLOAD of Top Hats and Fried Eggs? It’s your time to PARTY HARD!

WE NEED A NAME FOR BOINKERS.

We’re letting you assholes decide. Best names = free sh*t.

We’re giving away 10 Boinkers hoodies to the most badass names in the replies.

Winners announced April 11th. Or whenever we feel like it.

Comment name ideas here: https://x.com/BoinkersIO/status/1908241185476665388

Oh, and the MERCH STORE IS FINALLY LIVE.

Go buy something stupid:
https://merch.boinkers.io

Hmmmmm....
What can it be?
Where can we get clown shoes?
We'll need Sherlock Holmes for that!

Soon...

264 TON is up for grabs in our latest contest! 🧑‍💻

Across 9 different brackets, 850 winners will be selected! 😉

To collect points, every new fren you refer that sends 5000 Boinkers to the moon will get 1 point! 😱

Every new fren referred that sends 50000 Boinkers to the moon will get 100 points! 😁

Ends in 4 days on Monday, April 7th at midnight UTC 🚀

Every Shitcoinaires starter kit.

Boinkers is excited to partner with our frens To The Moo 🐄 💩

Go to the Moo by picking your field for your cow and survive alien abductions! 🛸

The more your survive, the more MILK you collect 🥛

Shitcoinaires get a Milk bonus below for being the shit 😎

Join us a for a fireside chat ama in the Boinkers discord today, April 2nd at 12pm UTC!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/boinkers

Shitcoinaire Bonus: claim exclusive by using redeem code "Boinkers" to claim MILK points in their game below 👇

https://t.me/tothemoo_bot?start=721b7

If you could have unlimited access to the following:

Shitcoins, Raffles Tickets, Wheel Spins, and Slut Machine spins….

Which would you take?

Comment your choice here!

Join Boinkers on TON Battleground’s latest Tournament! 🧑‍💻

Going LIVE this Friday, April 4th to 18th! 😱

Participate for a chance to win the $5000 prize pool!! 😉

Stay tuned for more info! 🚀

Our assholes forgot to announce, the ULTRA SHIT Wheel is LIVE!!!

Join Boinkers on TON Battleground’s latest 3 Tournament! 🧑‍💻

Going live this Friday, April 4th to 18th! 😱

Participate for a chance to win the $5000 prize pool!! 😉

Join us on our X space right now to learn more: https://x.com/tonbattleground/status/1907100802243600887

Stay tuned for more info! 🚀

Yeahhh BABY!!! The MEGA Wheel is HERE!
SPIN NOW!

Be ready for 4PM UTC, something will happen to the Wheel.

It might happen again, today?

Boinker’s favourite number is 69… so getting a 6 and a 9 and going ALL IN is a great idea… right? 🧑‍💻

He seems to think so… Find out what happens next 😱

Who needs a good hand when you’ve got dumb luck? 😉

Congratulations to the winner of our 2503 TON MEGARAFFLE! 💥

The lucky Shitcoinaire is… BETJEECSRBD244 🏆

Stay tuned for more raffles! You’ll get your chance to win more shit 😱

4,659,001,446,182,721,000 shitcoins were rugged by our community from shitty drifters 🤯

That's A LOT of shitcoins moved from unloyal toilet paper hands to our OG shitcoinaires! 💩

Keep on rugging assholes and stay tuned! 💎

MEGA ENERGY WHEEL IS ON!
Spin hard before it's GONE!

Pirates's GIFT is HERE.
Claim NOW before it's GONE

And another one, DJ...

60 MIN TON Competition is ON at 5PM UTC
You'll need those little bad boys

Well, you can't STOP the PARTY NOW!
ULTRASHIT WHEEL is ON for another HOUR!

ULTRASHIT WHEEL IS COMING!!!
YOU Miss this one? YOU SOOOOO LOSE!

9:42PM For 1 HOUR!

Tick Tock Doc, Tick Tock

It is ON!!!
Are you Assholes taking part of this action?
The next one is back to back baby!