📰 Torch the Truck, Go to El Salvador💭 “Sick terrorist thugs… Perhaps they could serve [time] in the prisons of El Salvador.”
— Donald Trump on Truth Social
Molotov cocktails, smashed windshields, spray-painted “NAZI”s and a growing roster of Tesla arsonists—America hasn’t seen this much vandalism since Woodstock had a sequel. But this time it’s not about peace, love, and bad acid—it’s about Elon Musk. And the Department of Justice is not amused.
Six people have now been charged federally in what Attorney General Pam Bondi calls a “wave of domestic terrorism” against Tesla. Their crimes range from torching Cybertrucks to carving swastikas into showroom glass. And if Bondi gets her way, they’ll be trading Molotovs for prison chow, no plea deals allowed.
📋 Meanwhile:
– Musk claims it’s Soros and the Democrats.
– The FBI says it’s
“lone offenders with poor planning.”
– Trump wants the vandals shipped to Bukele’s tropical gulag.
– Peaceful protest group "Tesla Takedown" insists it’s just a boycott campaign.
💼 Conspiracies flourish while the cars burn:
– Cybertrucks are being set on fire from Kansas City to Berlin.
– Musk calls it terrorism.
– Trump wants to label it that.
– The FBI, ever literal, notes there’s no legal charge called “domestic terrorism” but they’re still cracking skulls.
🤔 When torching a billionaire’s car brings more federal heat than a hate crime, you have to wonder: Is this about national security — or corporate sovereignty?
#Tesla #ElonMusk #domesticterrorism #protest #BillionaireProtectionProgram #politics #USA
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